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Sunday, June 5 ♥

Pissed-ful Sunday

How can you tell if a person's in a bathroom..
When ..
1) the door's closed.
2) the light is on.
3)there's sound of a running water.
4)a person in there answers "Yah!" when u asks "You in there?"
5)a person who saw someone entering the bathroom says "he/she is in there" when u try to open the bathroom door.

Eventually..

1) The person in the bathroom heard someone askin someone else out there "There's someone in here zit?"
2) The other person out there answered "Donno"
3) The light fortunately WAS switched on.
4)The door too WAS closed
5) Unfortunately the door's not locked.
6) That person opened the door.
7) The person in there shouted "OI!!!"
8)That person who opened the door said "Eh?U in there??"
9)That person who's in there got so pissed.
10)And...that person who opened the door and saw MORE than the silhouette of the person is cursed to have "MATA TEMBEL" (Or rather..what is it in English ah? Err..Goldfish eyes? or hmm..Eyes-That're-Gonna-Burst-Off-So-Soon...hah)



Idiot.

U noe what i'm tryin to say rite? Good.

The moral of the story is..

KNOCK BEFORE YOU ENTER.

Thank you.


THE END.



Kadang-kadang aku pon
bebual sorang

-12:32 PM-


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♥Hannah Montana


♥ 12th September 1988

A girl who lives a double life as an average girl by day and a famous pop singer by night, concealing her real identity from the public, other than to her one and only Hady Mirza.♥




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